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Had dinner with some mature Polish bird a few years ago... we were in Heringsdorf as "she'd be recognised in Świnoujście or Międzyzdroje"
The 'date' went rapidly South when I suggested a toast to me as it was my birthday in a few hours
She asked how old I would be
I said 44 ... Or Dorty Dort in Turkish
"You look older"
Now my standard, go to line on these occasions would normally be "Fuck You Very Much"
But my 16 year old daughter was sat next to me & I was with Mr & Mrs Squirrel so I didn't want to spoil the mood. My poor, long suffering daughter had to suffer the long drive back from Peenemünde to Żółwia Błoć with her demented father trying to think of a better response...
It finally came to me recently...
"Mr Squirrel tells me you're an acclaimed actress... Can you act nice...?"
I'm not the type to name names... so we'll just call her Magda C
