My brother is a fluent German speaker, he is also a consultant. The definition of which is someone who understands there is no solution but knows that there is money to be made prolonging the problem.
He was staying in a hotel in Deutschland with 3 colleagues and they were checking out. The receptionist loudly announced their zeitungs. ZIMMER, FRUHSTUCK und WIDEO she first said to meine Bruder. Then the next consultant went forward; ZIMMER, FRUHSTUCK und WIDEO she exclaimed. Then the third; ZIMMER, FRUHSTUCK und WIDEO she proudly shouted.
Finally the fourth man went forth; "ZIMMER und FRUHSTUCK" she said with a hint of disappointment.