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Sunday, March 8, 2020

Numero Uno w Madalinskiego 101a

Monika was the most beautiful girl in our buiro

So Rafal Arpad came to me & said ... "Do you appreciate Monika's beauty....?"

Ja mowic "Tak"

So Rafal picked up my phone & called her ... "Direktor Mediow Pan Gareth wants to speak to you" 

I didn't know what the fuck to say... I had about three minutes to sink of something 

Monika arrived ... a vision of pienkna ... all wolosy i teeth

"Err ... Mmmmnnn ..... Monika ... jak Y&R....?" 

Wyszko ok...? 

Rafal ... Go fuck yersel... YNWA