Better record this before Alzheimer's claims my grey matter.... this is poetry
Like Jerry Lee Lewis, Higgins took an instrument crafted for the genteel bourgeoise & annexed it to his own berserk low life agenda
Higgins occupies 2/3 of the WPBSA disciplinary records ... including putting his hand up an old man's dhoti while on a tour of India.... & verbal abuse of Miss Port Vale F.C.
Here there is a slight discrepancy between events ... Higgins claims he said "well done Stephen... you were a little bit lucky" while Hendry says it was "Up your arse you cunt"
