I was in a Honda meeting in Kyiv... another Scotsman was present... the legendary G.D.Harper
He was an auditor... a detective of the defective & devious...a criminologist, sniffing for fiscal crimes
To begin our pitch Victor inserted a USB into their computer... Almost immediately their IT guy came screaming into the room...
"You've sent a virus around our network ... remove that pen drive now!!!'
Victory surrendered
The meeting continued ... we pitched... we talked ... we discussed cars, engines, tyres... I was getting tired...
... & then they asked ...
"What experience do you have with viral marketing?"
G.D.Harper & I corpse'd
That night we went to watch Scotland vs Ukraine ... we were in the Ukrainian end... & we stood together for Flower of Scotland.... surrounded by thousands of bemused, hostile Ukes...
Glyn ... YNWA
